Listen here, mister

The river was acting very teenager-ish today. Grumpy. Angry. Dark and brooding. I thought I would remind it of what it should be instead.

Grand. Calm.

Glowing. Docile.

Peaceful. Colorful.

Now, let's keep this in mind, my little friend, and have no more of these crazy windy days with white caps and howling. A little attitude every once in a while is fine, but let's not let this become the norm, agreed?